Splendid Jugs on Safari
Splendid Jugs on Safari
Please accept our sincerest gratitude for visiting, and in-fact showing interest in our fabulous steam-powered site – SplendidJugs.com A veritable wonder of the modern world.
All the gears have been turning furiously and I have had to get my coal walla working double shifts. All to put more coal in the furnace of the whatcha-ma-call-it to keep the engine turning and to keep a good head of steam in all the maze of pipes. For those of a curious scientific and technical nature, you can find out more of the gubbins that allow you to see all this modern wonder. Splendid Jugs engine
I must say that you have uncommonly good taste to have
visited us. But the question you must be asking yourself is
what are we about?
Lord Henry Forbes-Hollister OBE out on safari
Lord Henry Forbes-Hollister
OBE out on safari
Well, we are an exclusive club situated in Blighty (don’t you know?)
Though we have been known to allow the odd Johnny Foreigner
to also join our ranks, if they can prove that they are descended from
good elite stock.
I mean we have to move with the times, what with being in the new century it’s very nearly 1902 and we have to be open to all the citizens of the British Empah!
Furthermore, we have a penchant for the finer things in life and needless
to say we are more than a little enthusiastic about jugs and as you can
imagine our calendar is an absolute social whirl; what with hunting tigers
out in India and what with having afternoon tea with the Raj, attending my
private club and going to Buckingham Palace to have tea and crumpets with King Edward.
Well, I’m sure that all you well-to-do ladies and gentlemen know to what I refer.
Anyway it is top-hole to see you here feel free to correspond with us
send us all your thoughts and suggestions and we will get those letters read by
my letter walla as soon as I can decipher what you would like.
We hope that everything is tickety-boo for you and please
have a splendid day…
Lord Henry Forbes-Hollister OBE
http://www.splendid jugs.com